DIE MOUSE! You wake me up at 1:15 am in the morning with your scratching. I swear, if I find a mouse trap you're gonna get it! LEAVE MY CAT5 alone.
(for those who dont know what I'm talking about, I just got woken up, twice in 10 minutes, but a mouse thats scratching (or chewing, but I hope not) at something behind my computer.)
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